Since I'm off for about three weeks starting tomorrow, I thought I'd leave you a few parting thoughts that have been rebounding about in my head for a couple of days. In no particular order:
Discontinued Cub Scout badges
-Warmongering
-Trenchbuilding
-Theivery
-Pillaging
-Winemaking
-Ale drinking
-Jousting
-Espionage
-Wilderness exploration
-Detonation
-Field surgery
-Artillery
-Embalming
-Time travel
-Wolftaming
Things I dislike about my parents
-They never park in car parks
-They are going deaf
-And subsequently repeat everything they say
-They have irrational plans
-And have an aversion to top of the range products, even when they can afford them
-They make suggestive jokes at randomly chosen inappropriate scenarios
Extreme sports that should be given Olympic status
-Water Polo...with Sharks!
-Ultimate Razor Frisbee
-Hand Grenade Rugby
-Landmine Golf
-Clay Fighter-Jet Shooting
-Formula One (Tank league)
-Bear baiting
-Cage bull fighting
-Chainsaw fencing
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